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sleepmurder: damnundblast: Cave Johnson’s Flaming Lemonade...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:59:21 -0700

damnundblast:

Cave Johnson’s Flaming Lemonade (Portal 2 Cocktail)

Ingredients:
10 oz. lemonade
2 oz. limoncello
1 splash Everclear (or other grain alcohol)
1 grain alcohol-soaked lemon wheel

Directions: Cut a lemon wheel and soak it in grain alcohol while you make the drink. Mix the lemonade and limoncello into a tall glass, then float a splash of grain alcohol on top of the drink. Place the lemon wheel on the rim of the glass and ignite the top. Admire your delicious weapon, then extinguish and drink. Tip: If you can’t get it to light, add more grain alcohol to the top (float, don’t stir in). The wider the mouth of the glass, the more that will be needed.

“I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson

OH GOD.

devisamarama: hussiejuststahp: vbhsfdjavgd: Why is this so...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:59:15 -0700

devisamarama:

hussiejuststahp:

vbhsfdjavgd:

Why is this so cool?

..Are those little staples? WHY WOULD YOU STAPLE BREAD TO THE WALL.

veganexperience: brain-food: Star Wars Yoga by Rob...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:58:07 -0700

veganexperience:

brain-food:

Star Wars Yoga by Rob Osborne

This is the only Yoga I ever want to do in my life.

Oh I’d do this yoga!

small-town-dreamer: feyminism: #me when i’m a parent i...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:57:59 -0700

small-town-dreamer:

feyminism:

#me when i’m a parent

i shall call you squishy, and you shall be mine, and you shall be my squishy.

embroidedmelody: bryainiac: This is a handheld gamecube.

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:57:47 -0700

embroidedmelody:

bryainiac:

This is a handheld gamecube.

lacigreen: :3

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:57:38 -0700

lacigreen:

:3

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Thu, 16 May 2013 14:56:18 -0700

petit-eponine: when people say they dislike musicals because “they sing too much”.

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:56:07 -0700

petit-eponine:

when people say they dislike musicals because “they sing too much”.

madam-b: I’m more than happy to pay my respects to...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:56:01 -0700

madam-b:

I’m more than happy to pay my respects to Hannibal NBC show by this street art. THIS IS MY DESIGN :)

THIS IS AMAZING!

*from Russia with love =*

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Thu, 16 May 2013 14:55:46 -0700

fitnessforfernanda: fuckyeahfeminists: Some anti-slut shaming...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:55:32 -0700

fitnessforfernanda:

fuckyeahfeminists:

Some anti-slut shaming by Kat Dennings to start your day

yay! ^_^ thank you <3

i-am-mishafuckingcollins: i cannot fathom me describing to you...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:54:39 -0700

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

i cannot fathom me describing to you how LONG i have waited for this gifset

lovefromyourginger: filthytricksyhobbitses: guys perfume that smells like books LET ME SMELL...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:54:23 -0700

lovefromyourginger:

filthytricksyhobbitses:

guys

perfume

that smells like books

LET ME SMELL YOU

emilianadarling: When you play the game of butts, cheek is...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:53:22 -0700

emilianadarling:

When you play the game of butts, cheek is better than thigh. (x)

Shawn (Jay-Z) Carter Offers College Scholarship for Underserved Students

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:53:17 -0700

Shawn (Jay-Z) Carter Offers College Scholarship for Underserved Students:

knockingonvalhallasdoor:

The Shawn Carter Scholarship Foundation is unique in that it offers scholarships to single mothers, children who attend alternative schools, students who have earned a GED, students with grade point averages of 2.0 and students who have previously been incarcerated, etc., but desire a higher educational opportunity.

He should start a university. I want a degree in Big Pimpin. But seriously though, how awesome is that? a really rich guy doing what should be done with their excess money, and being all charitable.

I love when rappers give back to their communities or start scholarships. This is why I have a lot of respect for Jay-Z, Snoop Dogg, and Ice Cube.