I’m like, no makeup, or makeup? It doesn’t matter either way, because I always get the compliment of, “You look pretty”. That’s when you know you have the right person. Because no matter what, he thinks I’m pretty. It’s not like this is anything special, but I feel like it is, since I haven’t seen him in over a week. I’ve gone longer without...
Years from now I will show my kids this little...
iihope: “Mom! You were so love struck…and horny” and I’ll be like: “Geez mom, you hated a lot of bitches” and I’ll be like: “Mom? What IS air?” and I’ll be like: “Mom, they had unicorns back then?!” and I’ll be like: “Mom, You were so WEIRD” and I’ll be like: “Mom, I finally understand why you’re you”
Mat: So what do you wanna do tonight?
Taylor: Suprise me :)
Mat: I'll put it in yo butt.
Taylor: I'll be like, what what in da butt.
Why are you so hard to customize? Stop it.
Mat: Was that an eargasm?
Taylor: Yes, my ears are happy now.
Mat and I are combining opposite genres of music, and it’s working better than expected.
So I’m going to see The Subtle Way’s Farewell show on NEXT Friday, which is March 4th for those of you who are a little slow. I have four spaces in my car. I’ll take you to the show IF you give me some money for gas; it’s in Fremont. This is their last show with all the origonal members (minus Mike, thank you baby Jesus), and you’re gay if you don’t want to go....
I just mixed my protein powder with milk. CHOCOLATE MILK
My cousin likes Deadpool, I like Iron Man. THAT JUST HAPPENED.
Sam: Prison doesn't sound appealing.
Taylor: It doesn't. But at least you'd be the bitch-er, not the bitch-ee.