September 2010
I want a sphygmomanometer for my birthday or Christmas so I can always take my blood pressure when I’m bored.
Norm?
The big question is: What IS normal? Society has a standard of what it is, but who really meets that qualification? I doubt hardly ANYONE does, if anyone does.
I ask what normal is because I got called wierd last night and then was told it’s a turn-off.
First off, you are a fucking fool. It’s no ones place to decide that normality, or to call it a turn-off.
I’m sure there...
Yo baby mama drama.
You never want to fuck with a baby mama. They’re crazy, hormonal bitches who are just waiting to rip someone’s face off - kind of like Melina in Mortal Kombat. It’s a lot worse when you touch their child. Have you seen Obsessed? Beyonce takes a chandler to that bitch’s face after she touched her baby.
“YOU CAME INTO MY HOUSE? YOU TOUCHED MY CHILD?!?!?!”
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Romance.
“So babe, I was looking at butt plugs online today…”
Pimp Prayer
Let us Pray the Pimp’s Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe’s place.
Amen
Taylor: Is it bad that the more I listen to their new song, the more I like it, even if it’s shit-talking?
Katie: I like it too! He just needs to own up to his shit-talking. I have zero respect for him and his lack of vibrato.
