December 2010
Fucking people.
If a hoe tried to steal my car, I’d kill em.
I hate December and moreso this year.
I should’ve been in a relationship for a year by now. I should have a family and be happy.
So fuck the holidays, December, and couples.
I just wanna play at the Queen Bean already.
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHERE REAVER LETS IT SLIP THAT HE MAY HAVE HAD SOME SORT OF SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR BROTHER LOGAN.
WHO IS THE KING OF ALBION.
Boom boom chi cha boom ba boom.
Boom boom chi cha boom ba boom.
Boom boom chi cha boom ba boom.
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU KNEE A HOLLOW MAN IN THE CROTCH (because he’s undead).
“I spy something that starts with the letter… S.”
“IT’S SHIT.”
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU’RE THE QUEEN OF ALBION BUT YOU’RE DRESSED LIKE THE KING OF ALBION.
WatchThis is almost two years old.
Ranting about Snuggies.
WatchThis is almost two years old.
Ranting about Snuggies.
IF YOU THOUGHT SAMUS WAS A MAN,
I BET YOU FEEL LIKE A FUCKING RETARD.
I look at you and think,
“Wow, and you call me a slut? I have something you will never have, and that’s called self-respect.”
That look you give your friends when someone...
The look you give your friends when you see a bitch you don’t like.
Run bitch, run!
Everyone knows a guy named Brian who is a curly-headed fuck.
