So I guess my costume last night was an Eskimo? No clue, dude.
I can’t believe I just cracked my iPhone screen. Me and phone screens just never seem to get along.
SILENT HIIIIIIIILLLLL! SILENT HIIIIIIILLLL!
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. He makes the guy a grasshopper. On the way home he sees a grasshopper and stops it, saying, “Hey, did you know there’s a drink named after you?” The grasshopper says, “There’s a drink named Irving?”
So who wants to lose their virginity tonight?
No joke, I just saw a movie called “I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With”. WTF?
COME BUY YOUR GAMES AT GAMESTOP FROM ME OR FEEL MY WRATH!
Everyone shut up, King Of The Hill is on!!!
Oh snap, I wear a purple shirt to bed. I support 24/7.